"who got a phone i can borrow"

what all atms should look like

drink and be merry

get in line

greek geeks

kadim ma

long gone

rain forest nut

piering

nick's part

sir do you know why we pulled you over?

pure sugar extract

when you mouth opens so wide your eyes close

toilet humor

must be tough to look this good

where is my copy of this vince?

wee-pees

Quotes from the homeless musician on the 6 train:

“Ladies and gentlemen I am here today because I spent all my money on alcohol, marijuana, crack and am-phe-phe-phe-phetamins. But, I learned my lesson. Now I wanna spend your money on alcohol, marijuana, crack and am-phe-phe-phe-phetamins!”

“Woah, ya people are leaving already, ya just got here and my other personalities are on after my opening act so come back on and open ya wallets!”

“To all of the people who just boarded this train, ya have just missed the most amazing thing. Every single person on this car just gave me $2.50, which means the only people who have yet to contribute are ya people who just got on the train. Come on now!”

*dedicated to nick mathisen the person who would’ve enjoyed this man more than me.

good luck to you jetties