toilet humor

pissvertising

brand logo or visual trick to make me pee faster?

keep your eyes on the street

constructive high jinx

hot toddy

gadoush

one legged

yeah, we stained your couch tim

new jehsey

chullin

keep up the good work uncle mark

so hot right now

dip set! jim jones!

paper towel flowers

the vice president of hair petting

take me there

shaky at best

watch the 3rd rail

you totally look like...

scrollling through blogs the other day i came across myheritage.com. the site is not fully operational yet, but later the site will be used to help people determine their heritage based on facial characteristics, which seems like bullshit to me considering the large scale muddling we have here in the states. currently however, the site allows you to upload a picture and it tells you what famous people you like or what famous people look like you depending on your ego. i tied it twice with varrying results. i did one for marcus too. have fun and let me know who you got.



emma watson 55% (hermione from harry potter)
giancarlo fisichella 53%
carl lewis 51%
notables:
tom cruise
benicio del toro
janet jackson










anne frank 62%
guglielmo marconi 57%
kiera knightly 55%
notables:
michelle phieffer
albert einstein
christina ricci

















marc
mark webber 64%
sania mirza 48%
gerard depardieu 43%
notables:
carey grant
roy orbison
andre agassi

one hot ass

oh, you again

well written tag line or thumb up the but joke?

roof-top rocket launcher wars

betta listen

what books look like to cd's

this didn't fit so......shit

what if i get a jet ski instead of a bike?

nick you would shit if you saw this in person

maybe we should park somewhere else

Tony, Bill, you gotta see this broad

Sounds I hear in Brooklyn

Mischievous kids speaking espanol,
The whistle of wind and lately rain;
Words I don’t know being spoken by Poles,
Wheels every 15, because of the train.

the office window

look's like it's cool

until you realize it's $25 to skate for 15min.

cops look the other way

this guy wants money

watch out for this

you gotta be kidding me right

that's the name of the frangrance. who is bod paying, seventh grade girls?

happy new year!

And then an angel came

flying into my new window and he whispered in my ear...blog again.