"the time accellerator"

this is my nickname for the process we earthlings, and most specifically americans, call weekends. for it seems to me they come and go at a rate completely different from that of a similar three day stretch such as monday through wednesday. in posting this blog i intend it to reach the farthest corners of the earth, ocean included for all you oceanographers. SO, if their is a scientist, mathematician, or an out of work genie out there who can tell me how to make the weekend seem as long as monday through wednesday i will gladly pay for your services. i am also interested in advanced time displacement such as making summer seem as long as the school year and vice versa.