keyed in: a list of what might be a, "better list"

the grouch once called himself a simple man who liked pretty things. what an admirable thing to be it seems to me. living in brooklyn. working in advertising. tons of fun with a slender frame and few cases of wit. drink up.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

a list of what might be a, "better list"

synonyms for gadoush
themes on late night buses
how to combat red cheeks caused by alcohol consumption
ways to not sneeze
reasons why you're smarter than your parents
the greatest age to be alive
ranking literacy among other things
events that prove quaid and pat have done it
your best pager memory
the secret to telemarketing
why scan-tron tests work
situations bob mathisen would call dumb
qualities that make a cab driver exceptional
things that make you miss a flight
that thing bugging you when you're trying to fall asleep

4 Comments:

Blogger M@ers said...

at first glance "synonyms for gadoush" has the most legs
i.e. kerplunk, boing-yoing-yoing-yoing, ba-ba-ba-boom.

12:35 AM

 
Blogger M@ers said...

and also let's not forget;

Blammo
Wammo
Kopish
Whapish
Whapow
Whaching
Ching
Doink
Beeewwwww-poshe
Koush

12:50 AM

 
Blogger M@ers said...

dadoom-doom
bing
bink
whabammo
shalacko
lop

3:49 PM

 
Blogger M@ers said...

hi-ya
hi-fa-ya-ka

10:33 PM

 

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